(11-08-2025, 06:18 PM)Jen Wrote: All the rubber chickens eagerly await being adopted by a three-headed monkey. Alas, all the monkeys are napping, sated from the banana buffet. (The bulemic one had to go upLeChuck first before it could relax.) Meanwhile, the rubber chickens languish, more inert even than the monkeys, who occasionally roll over and scratch themselves in their sleep. 

  Oh, great! Now look what you've done! 

I'll have to change the thread title to something more accurate:

Headcanon Takes on the "Secret" of Monkey Island

"Openly published scripts for the finale of Monkey Island"